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Dear Santa Claus, Compliments of the season, I hope this meets you well. I reckon my letter is among a million you’d received already, but hey! a boy can wish, can’t he? Christmas across the Atlantic is different just in case you’re wondering. We don’t have snow, only a dry and gusty wind; our ownContinue reading “LETTER TO SANTA CLAUS”

In those rare moments when you’re alone in your room and you finally get a hold of yourself. You’re still sitting on the toilet seat long after you’ve emptied your bowels -cos you’ve to clear your mind as well. You realise how quickly the day went by and you’re trying to remember if you saidContinue reading “Being human (mundung)”

We wake up in the morning,only to go back to bed. Cos we spent the night counting stars. Framing stories of our future in the dark. Spoke into the fire hoping it will burn our past. Poured out the wine on each other in hopes that it will wash the guilt away. Slept by theContinue reading “Love memoirs III”

Since I was a kid, I’ve always wondered why I had to wear my oversized blue and white check shirt over a blue shorts to school. As if that wasn’t enough, Mama made sure the tailor made them extra-large so I could “grow in them”. I always thought to myself ‘why can’t I wear myContinue reading “I HATE UNIFORMS!”

BIO DATA NAME: NIGERIA AGE: 59 YEARS SEX:… TRIBE: MORE THAN 360 TRIBES RELIGION: CHRISTIAN /ISLAM/ AFRICAN TRADITIONAL RELIGION OCCUPATIO N:… MARITAL SATUS:… ADDRESS: WEST AFRICA 9.08200 N,8.6753OE PRESENTING COMPLAIN Country presented with 59 years history of corruption and looting, 20 years history of kleptocracy and about 10years history of terrorism. HISTORY OF PRESENTING COMPLAINContinue reading “CLERKING NIGERIA.”

For a girl named Patience, you carry along with you a lot of Victoria secrets. I got a feeling Leonado Da Vinci painted the wrong face. It should have been you in that picture Your portrait should hang in the lourve in Paris. I don’t believe in reincarnation, but I can swear you’re Helen fromContinue reading “LOVE MEMOIRS III”

The two most important days of our lives, are the days of our births and the day we find the purpose of our living. I couldn’t agree more. However, between our date of birth and the day we leave earth, some days stand out and we live to remember them for the rest of ourContinue reading “START WITH A COW!”

I wrote you epistles, disguised as love letters.. I walk around with a post card of you in my wallet.. And the red lipstick from our first kiss is still on that white shirt.. I swore I’ll never put it in detergent.. And when mother asked, I told her the stain was from arts class..Continue reading “Love memoirs II”

We really had it going that year Things were hard but we didn’t really care. People die all the time but losing you was the only fear. We drank too much coffee than necessary. Played hide and seek till we got sick of it. Stay up way too late ,then adjust the wall clock byContinue reading “ONCE UPON A TIME”

I only know you, cause you don’t exist. I see you in frames of dreams. Your hair like wind in trees Your perfume like rain in April. You’re imperfect and thats a lie. You’re perfect and that’s no truth. A heart wants only wants what it knows. Is the the mind that chase after ghosts.Continue reading “PLACEBO EFFECT.”